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Rachel. Eighteen and British. Unmotivated artist, amateur pianist, accomplished horse rider, dedicated Phandom member and 1950's fashion enthusiast. I'm a notorious procrastinator complete with an obsessional interest in Ariana Grande. Like seriously. I've sold my soul to her.

legalmexican:

what a beautiful day to stay indoors

dggus:

i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings

sleepysleepypretty:

having body hair annoys me but removing body hair also annoys me and also life, life annoys me

dragondicks:

ARE YOU READY TO SEE SOME CHARACTERS DRAWN FROM 3/4THS VIEW FACING LEEEFFFTTT [AUDIENCE ROARS]

taco-bell-rey:

Accidentally clicking on a porn blog

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artist-chan:

optimussentinel:

ur-supposed-to-say-jerk:

thepizzakitty:

i hate pants that make it look like i have a boner when i sit but then i remember im a girl but i still worry that somebody will think i have a boner

SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS

Do… Girls really worry about this?

yes

vast-sea:

the sexual tension between you and anyone your age on public transport 

Ariana Grande on Miley Cyrus’ career (x)

jerkidiot:

Official Title for Summer 2k14: “It’s Almost 5 PM and I’ve Done Nothing All Day”

flowerflies:

my parents never gave me the sex talk and here i am knowing more than i should

lukekenny:

The Sims 4 character creator is SMASHING

lukekenny:

The Sims 4 character creator is SMASHING

iamaslumberbatch:

a-lot-like-diana:

so basically when you have your period and your lower back hurts it is because your hips are contracting and spreading apart, only slightly, to make room for the release of the blood and linings of your uterus. so basically your body is going through a small and mild labor to push out the dead insides of your uterus. so basically I have gone through labor and basically I don’t want children. 

why aren’t we taught this shit

2srooky:

One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.


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